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• me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
• me at home:

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We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies.

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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

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butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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Argument I heard on the bus

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.